GANG AND MOB

After a life-time of hit-and-miss heists, the Boss, a prosperous East End criminal, is planning a bigger blag.

To pull it off, he has to knock a motley gang of petty crooks into shape. While the Boss orchestrates his plan from Spain, his band of misfits start to reveal hidden talents under the management of Lizzie, his linchpin back in London.

As the dodgy fruits of the Boss’s Spanish scheme start rolling in, there’s one big question: will their plan succeed or are they all destined to return to shoplifting in discount supermarkets and forever dreaming about the big time?

Taking the form of seven meetings in various makeshift office locations across London, this offbeat heist novel explores themes of luck and aspiration.